It’s hardly surprising I annoy some people. I annoy myself. But new depths were plunged today by some shiny faced, arse-witted creep called Tim Walker who published a nasty little piece in the Telegraph today implying that I don’t write or compose my own tweets. As you will probably know, I don’t…
One does not simply piss off Stephen Fry.
#kitten #catladyproblems #stray #strayrescue
Munkles, you may appreciate this.
TT: And then Roxy spilled her drink on the poor guy.
GG: Oh man! Shucks, that sounded like she certainly liked him too.
TT: Well, I’d feel sorry for any dude that tried to date a Lalonde. Those women are scarier than a B-rated horror film.
TT: Like, imagine Saw. That shit isn’t even B-rated, but that is NOTHING in comparison to the Lalonde ladies.
TT: Shit, have you seen RoLal’s mom when she’s pissed?
GG: I’ve heard stories, hoo hoo!
TT: There was this one ti—
GG: OH MY GOSH.
GG: I can’t believe this. Dirk, I am SO sorry…
TT: This is fucking gold, holy shit. This cake is perfect.
Oh my good god yes.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
Gotta share whenever good Sailor Moon amvs happen!
Usagi Swing by Chikaboom.
Maybe in another life I foiught a war and had a hundred wives…PERFECT.